Thor: Thank you.
Loki: I like dom/sub roleplaying.
Tony: Die Hard probably.
Loki: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.
Steve: The Pacifier.
Tony: As much as I hate to admit it because it means Loki called it, but I’m the more jealous one. Steve can be sort of possessive if something happens but I get way more jealous than he does. One of the situations was when we were out a couple of days ago with the kids and I went to look at something, leaving the twins with Steve. When I came back, some woman was flirting with him and Steve being Steve was oblivious so of course, naturally, I went over there and reclaimed what is rightfully mine.
Steve: I still haven’t forgiven Tony for making me orgasm when I was throwing up a few mornings ago before it wore off.
Tony: I told you I was sorry!
Loki: Please tell me you were not playing with your food again. Have you tried coughing it up?
Tony: Your inner scene kid is emerging from the depths.
Loki: I hope you choke on all of Steve’s come that you swallow.
Steve: Honestly? I would wonder if it was another one of Tony’s animal fascinations. He brought home a rabbit three days ago with the excuse of ‘for science’.
Tony: It was an experiment to see if the kids liked little balls of fluff!
Steve: Right and that had nothing to do with the fact you wanted a rabbit?
Tony: … Steve, that’s beside the point.
Thor: Perhaps because I was not sure if I wanted another child or not. If it happened that I didn’t, then it would hardly be fair to the child if they were going to grow up unloved. I didn’t want that happen.
Tony: Oh shit, I forgot about those.
Steve: I’m sure I won’t be that bad. I don’t think I could be any worse than Tony or Loki.